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2011 10 word movie opinions and post yours!

So yeah I used to do full on reviews of movies I'd seen before I started this blog, but I'm going to attempt to sum them up in 10 words here....


Transformers: Dark of the Moon


Explosions, Rosie > Megan, repeated Linkin Park, nice NASA stuff, disappointing.



Fast (and Furious) Five


Nice plot, action, really enjoyable except The Rock's gay beard.


Green Lantern

Crap CGI, crap plot, neither funny nor epic, as expected.


Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Too much Johnny Depp, so so ending, way too long.

X Men First Class

Summer shock, great cast, sweet Wolverine cameo, best X men.

Thor

Typical Iron Man clone, some great humour and nice action.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two

At times epic, but anti climactic, Ron still can't act


Captain America: The First Avenger
Weak villain, CGI on skinny Steve's incredible, pretty great overall


Post your own 10 word reviews! Just comment below!

And if there's anything in particular you want me to review, I'm free Thursdays and Saturdays if you're female, around 19/20 years old and would like to take me to the cinema =P


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  1. becky31818 August 2011 at 11:57

    My Planet of the Apes 10 word review

    Brilliant story, great CGI, emotional, good acting, better than expected

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